Overall 7/10 I may be biased because this is definitely on the dry side and I’m a fan of dry cider. Go figure I hate dry white wine cause the parallel is there. Oh and fuck grapefruit with it’s puckery-ass fucked-up-ness. Who the fuck drinks grapefruit to quench their thirst? No one that’s fucking who. […]
Category Archives: Ontario
Reinhart’s Red Apple Cider
Overall 7/10 It’s Christmas in a goddamn can! “Take a drink from Santa’s dick!” or what I used to call summers with uncle Dale before he went to jail. I think this is the first light cider I’ve reviewed and it doesn’t disappoint. Yes I know purists will tell you a cider traditionally had a […]
Shiny Apple Cider
Overall 7/10 I’m trying to decide if this is a case of you can judge a book by it’s cover or you can’t judge a book by it’s cover. The can is all flash which would entertain the idea that the cider would be just that. All flash and a let down. It isn’t. Or […]
Thornbury Village
Overall 9/10 I’m really on the fence as to if this is an 8 or a 9 so I’m listing it as an 9 for now. I will intend, after drinking enough cider, to do a champions circle and revisit the best ciders I’ve drank to rank those accordingly. I am NOT doing that with […]
Duxbury Cider Co. Heritage 1650
Overall 6/10 This is some half decent shit I can dig it. I’m not gonna drink a lot of it on account of the flavour being too sweet for my personal preference but I really like the apple taste. What I’m not liking is the weird flatness which is tied to the fucked up nonsense […]
Apple & Cherry Cider
Overall 7/10* This is a good cider. I’m gonna be contradictory here because this statement is true but so is the reverse. Nothing says a good cider like one that you can sit and drink and savour and then walk away. A good “one and done” cider. This is a “summer Sunday afternoon working on […]
Ironwood Hard Cider
Overall 3/10 Is this even supposed to taste like something? Why is there so much goddamn disappointing cider? Shit is cider flavoured water. I keep revisiting my ratings because fuck me if I keep disappointing myself with this journey. At this point I think I’m in the search for bad cider not good cider. Hey, […]
Ernest Cider
Overall 7/10 I’m going to be biased because this cider is crafted about 15 minutes north of me in Newmarket, Ontario and I already have a history with it having drunk it many times to excess. This cider is good and deadly and is very “buyer beware” when you start drinking them. If you’re me, […]
Spirit Tree Draught Cider
Overall 4/10 A good cider should not come from apple juice. I mean you do press apples to make cider but that doesnt entail you jump right to apple juice. I feel like I’m going to be hammered with volumes of middling ciders. The next one made with apple juice im drinking out of a […]
Forbidden Dry Cider
Overall 5/10 It’s not that I’ve had worse cider. It’s that I’ve had better. Like when a child does some stupid shit I find myself looking at the can and thinking to myself “You could have done better”. Hell I’m gonna be brutally honest I’ve never made cider in my life. It’s possible I could […]