Category Archives: Thornbury

Overall 8/10 Oh yeah Adam.  This shit is that good isn’t it. This some top-notch /r/shestillsucking  material.  Get it?  Got it?  Good.  Imma gonna eat some pasta now so y’all can fuck right off.  Buy this cider.  This shit be good.  Masters of the Universe made this shit and I’m not talking shitty 80’s live-action […]

Overall 9/10 I officially need to drag my ass to wherever the hell their cidery is to meet the people behind their drinks. They are producing good simple cider that’s not shit. Simple you motherfuckers. Simple is taking things that are meant to be in a drink form and building on it. Simple is not […]

Overall 9/10 I’m really on the fence as to if this is an 8 or a 9 so I’m listing it as an 9 for now.  I will intend, after drinking enough cider, to do a champions circle and revisit the best ciders I’ve drank to rank those accordingly.  I am NOT doing that with […]