Overall 7/10 I’m seriously hard pressed to figure out what number this should have. I was originally going to do a 4 but it’s not bad, it’s just I’m probably not going to drink this entire cider nor is it my jam. This will definitely float someones boat though. Packaging Well I can’t be the […]
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Muskoka Lakes – Cliff Jump Cranberry
Overall 7/10 I have a party at my cottage yo! I’m bringing the cider! We can drink it on my dock. Everyone is invited why don’t you bring all your pasty white friends and let’s dance it up! Jokes aside I’ve been pleasantly surprised by this cider. It’s probably one of the better ciders I’ll […]
Somersby – Red Rhubarb Flavoured Cider
Overall 4/10 I think I have other rhubarb ciders in the fridge I’m hoping I can be impressed where this didn’t. On it’s own this is sweet AF but if you have more than one of these it’s like a time machine back to 1996 and you’re drinking Mike’s Hard Lemonade and gonna yak at […]
PSA – Lemons and Limes
All the live long fucking time. So today I had an epiphany. It’s hot today. Not just hot but as someone who has grown up and lived in Southern Ontario their whole life this summer is like dipping your toes in the furnace that is Hell. So seriously shit it hot outside. It ain’t natural […]
KW Craft Cider
Overall 8/10 This shit is good yo. I can’t say I’d be drinking it every day or in excess but it’s damn enjoyable. Probably better to have on a Sunday afternoon on a deck than it is 10:56 PM on a Saturday evening during a goddamn pandemic. Packaging I don’t like how WordPress done fucked […]
Ernest Cider – As Gay As Ever!
Overall 9/10 Who you expecting Elton John? This has really become one of my two daily drivers. If I want something harder I go to Ernest. If I want softer it’s Thornbury. Equally enjoyable in their own ways. Nothing has changed in terms of my overall. This cider packs a punch. Quarantine is a shit […]
Duntroon Cyder House Raindance
Overall 6/10 I’m back bitches and I’m ready to make it rain! I need to drink other rhubarb ciders to decide where this ranks along with them. I don’t mind it, but on the other hand… It’s missing something I can’t put my finger on. Packaging What can I say? it’s simple and elegant. Unassuming. […]
Duntroon Cyder House Standing Rock
Overall 6/10 That’s my face drinking this cider despite the pretentious bullshit they threw on the name. I probably gave it an extra point they didn’t deserve because of the Scottish aspect. I love the Scots. I always have. The best analogy I’ve heard is that Scottish people are the shit of the shit on […]
Reinhart’s Red Apple Cider Strong
Overall 8/10 Buyer fucking beware on these. They are good and they’re fucking 7%. That shit is not a good mix if you want to be responsible. Or you can just embrace it? I think this is as strong as I’ll go with my cider. But I sure as shit will drink it again. Yeah […]
Thornbury Village Wild Blueberry Elderflower Apple Cider
Overall 8/10 Oh yeah Adam. This shit is that good isn’t it. This some top-notch /r/shestillsucking material. Get it? Got it? Good. Imma gonna eat some pasta now so y’all can fuck right off. Buy this cider. This shit be good. Masters of the Universe made this shit and I’m not talking shitty 80’s live-action […]