Overall 4/10 I think I have other rhubarb ciders in the fridge I’m hoping I can be impressed where this didn’t. On it’s own this is sweet AF but if you have more than one of these it’s like a time machine back to 1996 and you’re drinking Mike’s Hard Lemonade and gonna yak at …
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Strongbow Original Dry
Overall 6/10 I don’t get the popularity of this shit. It’s like Magner’s. It’s not bad. It’s just… there’s so much more out there that’s better. Do yourself a favour and avoid this middling drink. I’m sorry Dutch. Packaging Man it’s been so long since I held something big and black in my hand. Shit …
Tempt 9 Strawberry & Lime Flavoured Cider
Overall 8/10 This is not a drink to get drunk on nor is this a cider but that doesn’t mean it’s bad. This is magical. I’m actually thinking of all the things I would potentially do with this drink. I’m thinking about buying a case of it and making a cider sangria with it. I …
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Magners Irish Cider Original
Overall 6/10 I’ll take it. It’s not overly bad. If there were 2 ciders on the shelf at the store (this and Strongbow) I think I’d edge out on this one. It’ll do the job when you want an enjoyable cider that doesn’t turn you into the fucking leprechaun. Packaging Imagine old people drinking cider …
Strongbow Gold
Overall 7/10 Not my cup of tea but then again it’s not fucking tea it’s a goddamn apple cider ya turd. I enjoy it. I enjoy it more than many other ciders I’ve had. And this gif sums that up perfectly. You’re thinking “WTF is up here? Oh shit ‘dis kid dumb! Oh wait. It’s …
Somersby Apple Flavoured Cider
Overall 6/10 This is my dads doing. I have no fucking clue why. I know Somersby has been around for a while I imagine his love of this goes back to this was the only cider that was available for years that wasn’t called Strongbow? When you live in the middle of butt-fuck Ontario this …