Overall 5/10 (That’s 5 out of 10 phallus’ because c’mon) I feel like we’re trying too hard. As a society we’ve “found” cider and as such you have every last asshat trying to throw whatever is in their kitchen into a glass to see if it works when, at the end of the day, simplicity …
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Shiny Apples & Pinot Noir
Overall 5/10 What can I say? I’m actually surprised it’s not as bad as I thought it may be. I learned after buying this batch that maybe I shouldn’t buy two of a cider I’ve never tried before because if it’s ass I’m fucked with another bad cider. Thank God I did not do that …
Shiny Apple Cider
Overall 7/10 I’m trying to decide if this is a case of you can judge a book by it’s cover or you can’t judge a book by it’s cover. The can is all flash which would entertain the idea that the cider would be just that. All flash and a let down. It isn’t. Or …
Ironwood Hard Cider
Overall 3/10 Is this even supposed to taste like something? Why is there so much goddamn disappointing cider? Shit is cider flavoured water. I keep revisiting my ratings because fuck me if I keep disappointing myself with this journey. At this point I think I’m in the search for bad cider not good cider. Hey, …